McDonald's, in a move presumably designed to get hipsters interested in them again, has decided to introduce a new line-up of sauces for those wretched McNuggets.
Honestly, this wouldn't matter to me. Introduce all the new sauces you want, start making the McNuggets out of horsemeat, I don't really care. But did they really have to get rid of the Hot Mustard sauce? Was that seventh sauce really going to drive them bankrupt? Did they really need Ranch? Ranch is a salad dressing. The only reason it can be tolerated with buffalo wings is because just asking for stick of butter to go with them seems excessive (and maybe a bit too obvious.)
Here's the deal. I would on occasion get a package of McNuggets and suffer through them in order to get an extra package of Hot Mustard for my stockpile. You know what goes really well with that Hot Mustard sauce? The nuggets from Chick Fil A.
Well, truth be told I don't really need that sauce to enjoy a treat from Chick Fil A. It was just a little bonus taste.
As for the new sauces from McDonald's: I hereby declare them boycotted until they either bring back the Hot Mustard or someone else gets wise and picks up the sauce slack. I have consumed my last crappy McNugget and so should you.
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